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ME
Joan Chua
04/12/1988
20 years old
Advertising Executive

LOVES
God
My Family
My Boyfriend
My Sistas & Buddies
My Friends

HATES
Liars
Hyprocrites
People who disrespect me

COUNTER

since 21/07/07

TAGGY



ENTRIES WORTH READING
India Education Trip 2006 - Part 1
India Education Trip 2006 - Part 2
India Education Trip 2006 - Part 3
Gathering Chalet - Oct 2006
My 18th Birthday - Dec 2006
Malaysia JB Trip - Jan 2006
Genting and KL - April 2007
Mount Faber Skydining - July 2007
Batam Trip - Sept 2007
Bates X'mas Party - Dec 2007
Zoo Outing - Dec 2007

UPCOMING EVENTS
Taiwan Trip
Hong Kong Trip
Malaysia KL Trip Aug 09
Tioman Trip Oct 09
Australian Cairns
Hokkaido 2010

MY NEEDS
More $$$

MY WANTS
Rolex Watch
LV Jasmin
LV Wallet
Burberry Blue Label Bag
Burberry Blue Label Wallet
Burberry Classic Bag
Cartier Love Bangle
Chanel 2.55 bag
Nintendo Wii
Honda Civics 1.8/ Beetle

updated on 29/07/09

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=Grace=
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=Huixin=
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=Joanne=
=Jessica=
=Jialing=
=Jian Hui=
=Julie=
=Justin=
=Marjory=
=Lav=
=Lester=
=Li Xian=
=Li Qin=
=Marcus=
=Nisa=
=Perry=
=Priscilla=
=Shermine=
=Simin=
=Siti=
=Soo Han=
=Songting=
=Su-Fern=
=Sylvia=
=Rachel=
=Terence=
=Vanessa=
=Wee Leong=
=Weijie=
=Weiling=
=Wilmer=
=Xiao Ying=
=Yee Joo=
=Yin Yin=
=Von Von=
=Zi Xuan=

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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

LARD ME

I've not blog for 3 days.....weeeeeeeee......

I FEEL LIKE A LARD!!

Everyday SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP, and only know how to SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP..
ALL I DO IS SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP, and jus SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP...
What else can I do, but SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP..

hahahaha...if I continue having this bad habit of mine, I won't be prepared for poly life..because I have to wake up freaking early everyDAY!! and take a damn BUS DOWN to SCHOOL...

YAWNZ.....YAWNZ.......

I'm going to use my $20 popular voucher soon..Gonna buy some stationary for POLY...as you know I'm JOAN!!! I'm a RIGHT BRAIN DOMINANT FREAK!! I always can't find my stuffs...SO, needa buy aGAIN!! WEEE!!!

obviously wasting money, BUT IT's VOUCHERS from SCHOOL!!!

WEEEE!!!!!...

BLOG TILL HERE...lardy joanie is having difficulties typing due to lardness...

joanie
23:57

Sunday, April 24, 2005

piggy back?

what a day man!!!...Lardy day!!

I woke up at 9.11am!! I remembered the time man~~ what a special time 9.11!! WTC!!

WAHAHAHA!!

Went for my music lessons at 12nn and went home to lard. Not exactly lard la!! I tried to make my room more COOL!! I plugged speakers into my room so as to listen to my ipod without using the com to listen!! OH GREAT, the plug fitted my ipod...BUT WHILE I was plugging the plugs to the wall...

BOOM!!! BLACKOUT!! DUE TO OVERPLUGGING!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! LAME RIGHT!!

But, my effort aint wasted!! I enjoyed nice music in my room with two loud speaker!! yEAH man!! On the air con and KO~~~

Woke up at around 7 plus and went to thomson to find James...

LAME LA...I went to thomson, then from thomson we sat a bus to j8...den sat mrt to citylink...zZz..

And of coz...came back from citylink by mrt...YAWNZ!! WASTE MONEY!!! I'm using ADULT EZLINK...I WAN MY STUDENT EZLINK, DAMN IT!!! adult ezlink is widening the hole in my pocket...GRRR!!

ok...sat mrt back to j8...Alex went home, then 3 of us walked to prime...LARDY mE LaZy to WaLk....jAmEs piggyback mE!!! WAHAHAHAHA....SONGGG...All the way to catholic high, he was sweating like hell...oPPz!!~...because of ME!! wAHAHAHAHAHA...PAISEH LA~~~

Had supper at prime and headed home at around 11 plus.....

WHATS THE PLAN FOR TML???? YAWNZ...I don't know...

joanie
23:59

Saturday, April 23, 2005

swimming day man

BLOGGING TIME!! WEEEEEEEE

Yesterday was my school's 13th Speech Day. I went to School at around 4 plus to get my award!! WEE!! The principal made a speech, oh man!! His speech sucks big time la...I think I've no right to commend, I'm no where better...so better don't say...

Mr Lim was our guest of honour. He presented me with my award!! He recognised me mAN!!! That I'm from Girls' Brigade!! COOL!!...

AFter top student's speech, I ZHAO!! I didn't watch the concert!! BORING!!

I went to j8 with Chuimun, Wilmer, Terence, Jialing, Siti, Shan and Eunice!! AFter dinner...I went to amk with Terence and Wilmer, we met Grace there for POOL!! Played the dumb 9 feet table, kars joined us too...

AFter pool, slacked at s eleven and waited for boon kiat!!

and you know wad??

WE WENT TO UPPER PIERCE AFTER THAT...COOL?? In the middle of the night with Boon Kiat, Wilmer and Terence!!!
I didn't know that we can cycle in by the side when the gate is lock...

Reached upper pierce at 2 plus in the morning...and left around 4 and reached home at 4 plus.....

and PIGGED all the way till today...

Cycling at Upper Pierce in the night really RoXxXxX...You can feel the cooling wind when you cycle down the slode...But it's quite scary coz there isn't any lights..We depended on Boon Kiat's light!! HAA...

Back to today's blog...

Grace, Darren, Kars and Terence are in my hoUSE NOW...Just came back from swimming with Kars, Grace and Terence...Swimming was fun, went to the sauna too...

NOW THEY ARE PLAYING MAHJONG!!! HOW ANNOYING...I HATE MAHJONG!!!
don't know why le!!~~
Just hate it recently...

shall end my blog..

joanie
20:21

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Speech day tml!!

Blogging time...

My speech day is TML...COOL!!

Joanie is going to get her AWARD...
1st in Combined Humanities (SS/Hist)
COOL??? I'm so proud of myself!! hehehe...

Eugene is a sucker la...get 4 awards...I only 1....but at least I got an award!!! YEAHHHH!!!......

back to today's story!!

Went down to SP again...to accompany James they all...While they were enroling...Irene and I went to visit our business block...

Oh man!! Those steps are killers...I bet I will fall off steps at least once in my 3 yrs poly at sp...

ZZZZZZZZZZZ...business block is quite cool...can't wait to study there...

aFTER SP...went to hougang to do my new ez link...

wasted trip...don't wish to talk about it...

ZZZZZZZZZzz.......and we went to cr8 havoc at eugene's house...

me lazy to blog...

joanie
23:55

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

back to blogging

I'm so lazy to blog recently. In order not to let my blog's fans disappointed, I will blog... =X

School's like staring in a month time. I will be in Singapore Polytechnic. It's a sad thing that most of my friends in Secondary School are in NYP. Gonna miss you peeps a lotxx...

Well, in another month time will be my new phase of Life!! I will be in a total new environment and will be meeting different types of people. I will have a new class and new classmates. (wondering will my new class be like 4e3??)

YAWNZ...

Everything starts all over again!! I have to make new friends again, what a boring thing to do. I miss my seconday days a lotxxx. Just imagine in a month time, Joan the Lard will be waking up early and catching a bus to school...

what a weird thing to do...

Because for the past 4 yrs in secondary school, I've been waking up late. No need to rush because my school is next to Home...now my school is in Dover and my house is in Bishan!!! what is this man!!! It's torturing man~~

What to do, Life is like that...

Really hope Poly will be fun...

end here...

joanie
10:11

Sunday, April 17, 2005

new skin man

Finally a day at home to do my new skin...pls comment on it people~~~ =D
heard its laggy???? zZz...

nVm...

I was woken up at 9.15am today by my music teacher...
Late as usual...so I went for lessons at 11.30am...
Miss Kwan officially changed my music timing to 12nn...cool man...no need wake up so early liao...

On my way to my music lesson, I was irritated by two uncouth morons sitting behing me. They were practically screaming their heads off. What's worse?? They were just sitting one seat behind me!! HOW ANNOYING!! I was listening to ipod and yet I can hear their voices LOUD and CLEAR...they were speaking in malay and its irritating...blasting my precious two ears...when it's my stop, I quickly got down the steps and I can still hear their voices below...@#$%^&*()

sibei noisy!! Now I understand why people like to complain so much abt noise pollution!!!

after music lessons, sat a bus back....and did my skin!!
spent 2 hours on it K..
I know I'm slow!! dun luff at me...

end here...

joanie
23:05

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Happy 17th Bday Dars

Happy 17th Bday Uncivilised Dars...

I'm too lazy to blog...

will upload pix when I'm free...

end...

really had a great time today...

need to go bloody bank tml...

joanie
01:00

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Basket ball day..

went to seng kang to play basket ball today....

played with dars...I won him 3:2,but tio thrashed by james...7:0

DOTS LO....

I suck at basketball and I'm tanned...

We also went to the air-con room to blow air-con and I fought with James there. He bully GEJI and they took a video down of us fighting...I mean really fighting physically...LOL...

After basketball at seng kang CC, went to the playground at sengkang and ate chicken rice there...Si darren played with the basketball and the ball rolled over my RICE. Luckily there's an extra packet of chicken rice...

After makaning...fought with james again...ROUND 2...and they took a video down again....DOTS LO...

GRRRRRRRRRRRR......

After fighting, we went to play bball again...James(solo) VS 3 Boys....thrashed them....7:0...pro right...but it's a pity the three boys are young...I think p2 or p3...and much much much shorter den James...below his shoulders sia...AIYOOO

James bully GEJI...

hahahaha...

after that lame match, James and Dars VS another 3 boys...this time is a real friendly match...but they lost...6:7...

after bball...HOME SWEET HOME...I was bouncing KC's ball and the ball rolled into the road........and the car went over it...SRY PA!!!! didn't do it on purpose man~~...but I bathed your ball...HEHEHE..

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

joanie
23:30

Wednesday, April 13, 2005


I woke up at 10.30am today...
FREAKING EARLY LO...
I slept at 4++am...yawnz....
watched wei si li's last episode and went to my com and chat...

Grace and Wai keat came to my house at about 2 plus 3. Wilmer came shortly to collect all his books + my books for Os..

There were so many books for him to bring home. He looked as if he was being expelled from school...LOL...so FUNNY!! =D

Terence came at about 3 plus, so 4 of us played mahjong. I was wining at the begining but lost eventually.....lost 8 plus...HEART PAIN SIA... =((

James and Kars came at around 6 plus...repaired their bikes at my house...leaving black stains on my floor...I just cleaned it...

my mum saw the floor wet...she was wondering, why joan so kind help her mop floor...so she said,

"MUST BE YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG, SPILL THINGS ON THE FLOOR, or you won't be so kind hearted!!"

WAH...SARCASTIC LO...

Let's go back...

After repairing the bikes, Me, Kars, James and Terence cycled all the way to chomp chomp. Waikeat sent grace there by his motorbike...

We went to book the idiotic ice cude thingy...and so on...shall not sAY MUCH...that uncivilised sly will read.

And we headed for chomp CHOMP...

AFter MAKANING, we set off....as usual, waikeat sent grace home by his motorbike...and 4 of us cycled home...On our way home...kar's bike padder came off......and thats the end man......YAWNZ...

darren came to our rescue!!

In the end, James cabbed home with the spoilt bike and the rest of us cycled home....

Darren was nice, he accompanied us back...and sent kars home...

and I'm back HOME NOW...MY body is ACHING!!! I HATE TO CYCLE SO FAR...!@#%*()_+

joanie
23:30

Sunday, April 10, 2005

My com is BACK!!

finally man!! My com is back...spent hours doing up my com...I sort of reformat my com...can say reformat, can also say is not reformat...coz I changed my harddrive, but I got all my old stuffs back...

BUT...

IT'S ALL IN A MESS!!!
SIANZ LA...

It told me 1 hour plus to set up my internet connection...sianz tiao...after that...I watched titanic..felt like watching that show because the VCD was infront of me...the show is sooooo bloody sad sia...why Jack must dieee??? Everytime I watch Titanic again...this question will be in my mind!!! sianz tiao lo...

Why Jack must die???

Rose promised Jack not to let go off him...in the end she let go off him...aiyoooo...WHY HE DIE???? WHY??...

If I'm the director of the show...I won't make JACK DIE...$Q*&^(@^(@&(@&^

sianz tiao...

end here liao...back to my phone..

joanie
23:11

Monday, April 04, 2005

Badminton and Pool Day!!

Today Woke up bloody early!! 8.30am, but officially got up at 9am...

WEEE...piggy me!!

I reached jubilee at 9.55am...everyone was late...YAWNZ...James came first, follwed by kars...Darren boarded the 159 and 3 of us hopped on....

Reached seng kang at 11am...changed the timing to 12-2...

So they went to play basketball first...Robin, Km, James and Kc played with a group of outsiders....11-10 and 11-1...ooo...three cheers man~~

We played badminton...My badminton totally sucks today man~~ SO nOt Me sia!! I tio thrash lo...sigh sigh...maybe I should join badminton as a cca in SP..should I?? wahahahaha...

After badminton, we went to compass point to have our so call "lunch"...at around 3pm...The steamboat default rocks...really rocks....Can't eat the spicy one today, because kc and eug sat another table from us...

aFTER food...POOL TIME...loh, lai, toh, km, james, kars, dars and I went to AMK for pool...Perry joined US!! hmmm my pool sucks today...I only played well when I'm singing!! cool...played a zillion rounds....

joan : dars
0 : 1

joan : kars
1 : 0

joan : perry
1 : 1

joan : chris
1 : 0

joan : james
1 : 0

joan : robin
0 : 1

joan : km
1 : 0

joan : toh
0 : 1

after playing singles....we played teams...
me and kars vs chris and toh..haha 4e3 vs 4e5 sia...

Me and kars won the first game, chris and toh won the second, and the last game...ME and KARS WON...

2 : 1

4e3 rocks...good teamwork man~~~

hahahahahaha....

4e5 rockz too....but 4e3 rocks more

hahahaha...

end here...

joanie
20:04

Sunday, April 03, 2005


I'm tired....just woke up from my nap!!

When new things come,
old things have to go...

Just like when new friends enter your life,
your old friends will leave your life...

Well, its a FACT, just have to accept this painful reality that there's no such thing as Friends Forever in this world....

Just need to appreciate and remember every single moment you spent with your close or normal friends and of coz, forget those unhappy ones. And it will be very good memories as we walk down in Life, having new environments again and again and meeting new friends...

The ones that stay with us forever in our hearts are true friends...it's isn't easy to find true friends...One that can understand you well and be there for you all the time...

To be able to find someone who really understands Joan is difficult man...I live a very weird lifestyle. Nvm....just have fun and laughter with me around in your life....live life to the fullest maH!! I'm just going to just put aside all my TROUBLLES and led back to Joanie's Life!!!

Starting school in May!! A new environment for me!! I just can't waittt...
will joanie still be the same joanie??
Of Coz she won't!! People will change!! hahahahaha...

hmmm...since school's starting...WHAT cca should i choose??? feel like joining rock climbing...I love to climb rock walls!! But, I've never climbed a real rock wall before, I mean the real rock and not the man-made rock wall...hahahahaa....

but I also feel like joining bowling!!
When's the last time I played bowling??? Can anyone tell me?? SEC 2??

hahahahahaha...

I shall end here...tsunami in my nose!! I think I'm going to be sick soon....Thanks to O-levels...damn u la...I used to be damn strong and won't fall sick so easily...thanks to Os...you have done a great deed, you made strong joanie weAK!!! make joanie's eyesight deteriorate TOO!!!! YOU @%$#!^%@$!^$!&3

HAHAHAHAHA!!

joanie
21:02



I'm tired....just woke up from my nap!!

When new things come,
old things have to go...

Just like when new friends enter your life,
your old friends will leave your life...

Well, its a FACT, just have to accept this painful reality that there's no such thing as Friends Forever in this world....

Just need to appreciate and remember every single moment you spent with your close or normal friends and of coz, forget those unhappy ones. And it will be very good memories as we walk down in Life, having new environments again and again and meeting new friends...

The ones that stay with us forever in our hearts are true friends...it's isn't easy to find true friends...One that can understand you well and be there for you all the time...

To be able to find someone who really understands Joan is difficult man...I live a very weird lifestyle. Nvm....just have fun and laughter with me around in your life....live life to the fullest maH!! I'm just going to just put aside all my TROUBLLES and led back to Joanie's Life!!!

Starting school in May!! A new environment for me!! I just can't waittt...
will joanie still be the same joanie??
Of Coz she won't!! People will change!! hahahahaha...

hmmm...since school's starting...WHAT cca should i choose??? feel like joining rock climbing...I love to climb rock walls!! But, I've never climbed a real rock wall before, I mean the real rock and not the man-made rock wall...hahahahaa....

but I also feel like joining bowling!!
When's the last time I played bowling??? Can anyone tell me?? SEC 2??

hahahahahaha...

I shall end here...tsunami in my nose!! I think I'm going to be sick soon....Thanks to O-levels...damn u la...I used to be damn strong and won't fall sick so easily...thanks to Os...you have done a great deed, you made strong joanie weAK!!! make joanie's eyesight deteriorate TOO!!!! YOU @%$#!^%@$!^$!&3

HAHAHAHAHA!!

joanie
20:34

Saturday, April 02, 2005

outing day

Went out with chuimun!!

We went to swensen...I treated her swensens....yun zhen came...so I treat both of them...I love to treat chuimun!! because she don't eat much...can save money...hahaha

some snap shotss...

me and chuimun!!


act cute me!!


ah mun!!!


me eating wor!!!


me and yun zhen!!


chuimun and yunzhen!!


our ICE CREAM!!


chuimun munching it!!


MY TURN!!! YUM YUM


THE END...


after swensens...wandered around at j8!! took neoprints....damn freaking nice LOOO...love it lo...damn nice...waiting to scan it and upload it on friendster...hahahaha....

AFter that...went to support terence...although he got disqualified and came in 6th...I'm still proud of him...you rock terence...you are already a champion in all our hearts....

went to amk and played pool...sucks la...table so big...9 feet...hate it...

joanie
23:51

Friday, April 01, 2005


nice april fool joke...cheat my feelings LO!!!

si wilmer and chuimun

joanie
23:36



I feel so lost in this world man
I just feel my life is no longer the same anymore
I'm no longer the Joanie you knew in BPS
No longer the same Joanie anymore
I really feel that I'm losing everything
I'm losing all my friends gradually

We used to be close like tape sticking together
But, now we are as far apart as Earth from Sun
As we go on in life
We will lose old friends and meet new friends
But, this is not what I want
I want to keep some of my friends for life!
But, why is it so difficult~
Or is it because I didn't put in enough effort?
Or am I just plain stubborn to face reality??
That there's no such thing as friends forever..

I really feel I'm not myself recently
I try hard to be myself
But I just can't
I try hard to please everyone
But I just can't

What's wrong with my life??
Why can't I live life the way I want it to be??
Why must I always have so many problems??

Why am I Joan at the first place??
Why do I even live in this world??
Do I belong to this world??
Or was it a mistake??

Sometimes I really wished I'm not Joan,
Not that sickening Joan everyone know
Then at least everyone will be happy without my presence

Sigh

Sigh

Sigh

lastly, just wanna thanks Kars for everything
She has been there for me, when I needed a friend most..
thanks...I really appreciate it

joanie
13:01